How I Spent My Summer
Vacation--2003
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Like most summers, I spent the bulk of the summer of
2003 doing research and trying to get some writing done. To be exact, I
finished up a manuscript (Language on
Trial: Linguistics and the Criminal Law) that I am writing with
a colleague and friend at Brooklyn Law School, Larry Solan. And I
worked on a couple of articles. I also made a trip out to Vermont
to work with some judges on writing more comprehensible jury
instructions. But, of course, I did manage to get away for two or three
weeks. It started out when I got involved in planning a
conference on language and law in Sydney, Australia. Since I
helped set up this conference, it seemed appropriate for me to attend
it. And Thea thought that Australia sounded like fun, so she
volunteered to come along. The conference itself took place at
Sancta Sophia College, which is part of the University of Sydney:

It looks like my right eye is damaged, but not to worry, this is just a
distortion caused by lowering the picture quality of the jpegs so they
will load a bit faster. That funny thing hanging around my neck
is a GPS receiver, which is mostly a toy but sometimes came in
handy. It receives satellite data and tells you exactly what your
coordinates are. Most people think it's a cell phone.
Sydney is famous for its harbor, and the most famous
part of the harbor is the opera house. We got a look at it when
we took a harbor cruise:

Sydney has a beautiful harbor area that meanders through much of the
city. A lot of people can take the ferry to work--they arrive at
the Circular Quai, which is very close to downtown. It's a great
way to commute. In this sense it reminded me a bit of San
Francisco, which also has a beautiful harbor (bay) and where there are
also a lot of people who can commute by ferry. A big difference
is that Sydney is fairly flat, while San Francisco is very hilly.
Another famous feature of Sydney Harbor is the
Harbour Bridge (as they spell it). You can see a small snippet of
the opera house on the left:

Sydney is the capital of the state of New South
Wales, which occupies the south east corner of Australia.
Australia has a federal system of government that is fairly similar to
the United States in some ways. Each state has its own laws,
legislature, and judicial system. And there is also a federal
government, which is centered in Canberra. One big difference
with the US is that the head of state is the British monarch, Queen
Elizabeth II. There was a referendum on whether to make the
country a republic a few years ago, but the republicans narrowly lost
and the country remains a monarchy of sorts. Below is a shot of
the NSW parliament in Sydney:

One of the things that really struck us about
Australia is all the exotic birds. Actually, most of the animals
in the country are pretty exotic, like Kangaroos and Wombats and so
forth. The thing is, we knew about the exotic land animals.
We were somewhat more surprised by the interesting (and sometimes very
noisy) birds, like this ibis walking in front of the main
administrative building of Sydney University. I associate the
ibis with ancient Egypt, where, if I recall correctly, it was
worshipped as a deity. It's a nice-looking bird, but "deity"
seems a bit exaggerated. Have you ever heard of deities that eat
bugs?

There are also a lot of tropical types of birds, like cockatiels,
cockatoos, parrots, lorekeets, etc. The birds below must be
members of the parrot family. They were just wandering around a
pasture area not far from Sydney:

Sydney is a bit of a small town feel to it sometimes, but there is no
denying that it is a major city with an impressive skyline. This
photo was taken from the Darling Harbour/Cockle Bay area, which is
pleasant touristy
area close to downtown.

BLUE MOUNTAINS and
beyond
We had a great time in Sydney,
but wanted to see some more of the country. To the west, not all
that far from Sydney (a lot of people go there for day trips) are the
Blue Mountains, so called because of the bluish haze that often hangs
over the:

This is a shot of the three sisters in Katumba. It's amazing to
stand up here and listen to all the bird chatter in the valley
below. As you can see, this area has some very beautiful rock:

Also in the Blue Mountains is the Zig-zag Railway. This was part
of the rail line that went to Sydney and was built about a century
ago. To get through the mountains, it had to zig and zag, hence
the name.

We were lucky that they were using a steam engine that day. Steam
engines are very dramatic, but you do get a lot of steam in the
cars. The train also had the old fashioned cars where each little
compartment has its own door to the outside, something you used to see
in England a lot on local trains, but which have largely disappeared
over the years.
We planned to gradually head off towards
Melbourne. To get there, we drove in the area of Jenolan caves,
which are impressive limestone caverns full of stalagmites and
stalagtites. I can never remember which is which, and in my line
of work it really doesn't matter.

The countryside along the Hume Highway (the main
artery from Sydney to Melbourne) is not especially dramatic, but
provides a pleasant landscape of rolling hills, generally very green,
with scattered eucalyptus trees and lots of sheep, cattle, and an
occasional group of kangaroos (who graze on the grass a lot like sheep,
except that the sheep can't bounce around the way kangaroos do).

Victoria
Continuing in a westerly direction, we left New South Wales behind us
and entered the state of Victoria. There are several wine-growing
regions here, among them the Yarra Valley. We did not do a lot of
wine tasting, but we did manage to stop at one of the larger wineries
in the area:

We did not spend a lot of time in Melbourne, which is the capital of
Victoria. Australians from Melbourne are quite emphatic about how
much nicer Melbourne is than Sydney. Apparently, they have a bit
of an inferiority complex. We weren't there long enough to judge,
but it's hard to beat Sydney's location on that dramatic harbor.
Melbourne does have some charming areas and also some archtecturally
interesting buildings, as you see here at Federation Place:

We left Melbourne and drove another hunderd or so miles to the west,
passing through Geelong and on to the Great Ocean Road. If
we continued in this direction, we would eventually end up in Adelaide
and then, after even more driving, Perth. Australia's a big
country! Instead, we veered off the highway and went to the
South, where we the southern coast. The road along the coast is
called the Great Ocean Road.
The picture below is taken from the Great Ocean
Road. It's an area known as the Twelve Apostles, although you can
only see about six of them. Behind me were a few other apostles,
and there are apparently a few more under the water. Is this
cheating?? Somehow the "Nine Apostles" doesn't sound as good as a
full dozen, but we didn't come all this way to be cheated out of a few
apostles! How's about some truth in advertising, mates?

We drove the Great Ocean Road back to the Melbourne area, but decided
to bypass Melbourne itself by taking a ferry from Queenscliff to the
Gippsland area. We then drove on (now heading east), planning to
follow the coast back to Sydney.
About 75 miles southeast of Melbourne is Phillip
Island, which is attached to the mainland by a causeway. It's
famous for its "penguin parade," which involves penguins who live on
the coast, in burrows just behind the beach. I never knew it
before coming here, but there are quite a few little penguins (fairy
penguins) in the southern part of Australia, Tasmania, and also
southern New Zealand. They go out to the ocean to feed.
After several days in the ocean, some of them come back every
evening. They wait until the sun has set and it gets dark, in
order to avoid predators. Then then come out of the ocean, waddle
across the beach, and head off to their burrows.
The picture below was taken from the website of the
penguin parade (it's a type of nature preserve)--they would not let
people use cameras at the event itself.

Also on Phillip Island is a koala sanctuary, which is a great way to
get a good look at these cute animals. They are not really bears,
but a type of marsupial. Fortunately, no problems with using a
camera here (all of these pictures were "grabbed" off of a video that I
made):

Continuing our journey to the east, and following the coast as much as
possible, we came to Wilson's Promentory National Park. It has
some great hiking and spectacular views. Here's Thea on one of
the trails. Why so bundled up? It was July, the middle of
winter in Australia!

Right by the visitor center, some parrots attacked me.
Fortunately, I was able to fend them off, but at one point I had about
ten parrots dive-bombing me, and all because I had a small piece of
bread in my hand!

We crossed the border back into New South Wales. I had been
hoping to do some kayaking, but never was able to find a good spot that
had rentals available. Maybe next time I'll have to find some way
to take my own kayak along. But we did manage to rent a small
motorboat in a town called Sussex Inlet. You guessed it--more birds!

Well, the trip was over much too soon. We were only there for a
little over 2 weeks, and part of that time was spent in Sydney at
that conference. Before we knew it, we were back in Sydney, where
we spent one last night in the Cockle Bay/Darling Harbour area.
We had a dinner at a great Indian restaurant we had found on our first
few days there, and then went off to watch a free opera performance
that took place on a covered pontoon in the Harbour, followed by
fireworks. A great way to end a wonderful trip. The next
day it was back to the US.

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